Transa nocturna
In seara asta mi-am propus sa ma culc la 10 si sa dorm cu nesimtire MINIM 12 ore. E trecut de miezul noptii 2 si un sfert si nu pot sa adorm, pentru ca, din nou, am descoperit geniul undeva in Internet. Sunt intr-o transa compusa din dementa energica a unei piese de la Suie Paparude – Aveti sange si versurile unei alte nebunii semnate Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip, si anume Thou Shalt Always Kill, pe care v-o prezint in continuare:
Insist sa stiti si EXACT ce zice stimabilul Scroobius Pip in poemul de mai sus:
Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim;
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets;
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrat in vein;
Thou shalt not think that any male over 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile, some people are just nice;
Thou shalt not read NME;
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they have become popular;
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry;
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover;
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover;
Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products;
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products;
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s bestfriend, take drugs and cheat on him;
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily;
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants……use it to get into their heads;
Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks;
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and then leave as soon as you have done your shitty little poem or song you self righteous prick;
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in & week out just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that your never going to talk to anyway;
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were;
The Beatles. Were just a band.
Led Zeppelin. Just a band.
The Beach Boys. Just a band
Sex Pistols. Just a band.
The Clash. Just a band.
Crass. Just a band.
Minor Threat. Just a band.
The Cure Just a band.
The Smiths Just a band.
Nirvana. Just a band.
The Pixies Just a band
Oasis. Just a band
Radiohead. Just a band.
Bloc Party. Just a band.
Arctic Monkeys. Just a band.
The next big thing Just a band.
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries;
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling where never part of the four elements and never will be;
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music;
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music;
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music;
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music;
Thou shalt not pimp my ride;
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster;
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness;
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit;
When I say “hey” thou shalt not say “ho”;
When I say “hip” thou shalt not say “hop”;
When I say, he say, she say, we say “make some noise”…..kill me;
Thou shalt not quote me happy;
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture;
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me;
Thou shalt spell the word phoenix : P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X regardless of what the oxford English dictionary tells you;
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by saying “is it?”;
Thou shalt think for yourselves;
And thou shalt ALWAYS kill.
Ca de obicei, in materie de muzica sunt ramas mult in urma si aflu de geniile autentice la spartul targului, dar nu pot sa nu remarc capodopera de mai sus. Evident, vinovat de intarziere nu sunt eu, ci Evilminded(pe care o sa-l pocnesc cu prima ocazie pentru insomnia de fata, dupa care voi continua sa venerez pe ascuns invataturile sale si ii voi acorda o bere).
Mai pun o data Thou Shalt Always Kill si ma culc. Am zis! Bine, de doua ori…
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